Atomic Mel-Down #U-235


Position: Blocker
Height: 5’3
Favorite Move: Brick Wall
Favorite Color: The bruise I gave you.
Tag Line: “A meltdown could render an area the size of Pennsylvania permanently uninhabitable.”
Sign: No Passing Zone
Likes: scrappy dogs, fireplaces, imperial stouts, a girl trying to hit me and crumpling to the ground
Dislikes: drafty windows, getting kicked in the shin

March 2011 Rebel of the Month!