Position: Jammer, occasional blocker, and Captain
Favorite Move: the juke
Favorite Beer: Bell’s Oberon
Tag Line: Epic illegal consumption.
Sign: Not usually.
Likes: Potato mashers; things that are flat, black and circular; autumn; sharp wit; bandannas
Dislikes: Empty ice-cube trays, the color red, raw vinegar
A most interesting character from Rebel-Land is The Jamburglar. It’s a clever neologism that unites stealing with roller derby. Ordinarily you might think a sport, marketing primarily to misfits, that had a criminal as a player would not fare too well in terms of public sentiment. Stealing is wrong, it’s not a joke, we’re trying to teach our kids not to steal — and yet here is this thieving little jam-burglar bloke stealing as many jams as she possibly can. Epic illegal consumption. Cooool.