Toaster Brutal #48

Position: A bit of everything

Height: 5’6″

Sign: Aquarius

Likes: Orange (the color), oranges (the fruit), pop tarts, cheesy jokes, dark chocolate, state parks, crossword puzzles

Dislikes: Loud noises, laundromats, forgetting my water bottle, mansplaining, cilantro, capitalism

Favorite Movie: Hocus Pocus or A Perfect Getaway

Tagline: “I can get you a horse.”