Coconut Slaughter #808

Position: Jammer

Height: 5’3”

Sign: Capricorn

Tag Line: “Only Judy can judge me!”

Favorite Color: Purple/Glitter

Favorite Movie: Hedwig & the Angry Inch/Pulp Fiction

Likes: Cat cuddles, skatin’, drag shows, endorphins, coconut water, disco naps, pickles, glucose tablets, sarcasm, fancy cheese & wine, traveling, hitting blockers, soft lighting, black coffee, kitsch

Dislikes: Track cuts, double penalties, off-season, mansplaining, licorice, rude people, when people call slippers “flip-flops,” florescent lights, litter, Chinese restaurants that have sushi, excuses, flimsy handshakes

Favorite Treat: Tiramisu