Position: On top; power blocker

Height: 5’9″ on all fours; 6’9″ when I’m breathing down your neck

Favorite Move: The Maul-n-Haul

Favorite Color: Artery red

Tag Line: “You’re better off playing dead.”

Sign: Beargo

Likes: Chillin’ with the fan cubs, fishing, a medium rare t-bone, gardening, derby, dogs

Dislikes: Cacti, speeding tickets, warm beer, gettin’ your body parts stuck in my wheels

GRReatness Awards: 2009 Most Likely to Knock a Bitch Out