Toaster Brutal

Position: Referee
Height: 5’6″
Sign: Aquarius
Likes: Orange (the color), oranges (the fruit), pop tarts, cheesy jokes, dark chocolate, state parks, crossword puzzles
Dislikes: Loud noises, laundromats, forgetting my water bottle, mansplaining, cilantro, capitalism
Favorite Movie: Hocus Pocus or A Perfect Getaway
Tagline: “I can get you a horse.”